I find an unusually long hair growing out of my nose, and go to the bathroom mirror with some scissors to cut it. In the mirror the inside of my nose appears wildly out of scale, and the hair expands into a beautiful green plant stem about a 1/4" in diameter, rooted in the side of my nose. I realize that I can see up inside my head and it is completely hollow except for a web of these shining green plants, and feel somewhat releieved. When I wake up my girlfriend points out that I have an unusally long nose hair sticking out of my left nostril.